I'm Kayla, a 22 year old mother of a chunky orange tabby, a perfect puppy and a little rat I'm a knitter, crafter, food lover . Practically married, queer, chubby, and sassy as they come.

 

pusssybow:

ahsporn:

Sarah Paulson as Bette & Dot Tattler 

Evan Peters as Jimmy Darling 

Angela Bassett as Desiree Dupree 

Michael Chiklis as Dell Toledo 

Kathy Bates as Ethel Darling 

Wes Bentley as Edward Mordrake 

Emma Roberts as Maggie Esmeralda 

Denis O’Hare as Stanley 

Frances Conroy as Gloria Mott 

Finn Wittrock as Dandy Mott 

i am such a nerd over this show… but i’m sorry i can never deal with the character names these writers come up with… 

bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(Source: fireyams)

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

iveysaurrr:

pantspantspantspantspants:

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

Don’t dead. open inside.

I’m laughing way too hard at this stupid shit

A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.

tarukai788:

thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

the fact that this is shocking is saddening.