I'm Kayla, a 22 year old mother of a chunky orange tabby, a perfect puppy and a little rat I'm a knitter, crafter, food lover . Practically married, queer, chubby, and sassy as they come.
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”